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THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE (MOJ)
The Ministry of Justice is the highest authority in the WAAGNFNP, and Oaktown Girl, who is its Minister, runs the show. The Ministry of Justice has a fun faux 1984 flavor without the real-world BushCo creepiness.

The Ministry of Justice is an all-purpose Strong-Arm authority that oversees all WAAGNFNP affairs, but primarily focuses on matters of jurisprudence: show trial, witch hunts, cage matches, and enforcement of Party doctrine – whatever that may be at the moment.

3TOPS
3Tops is the beautiful triceratops discovered by MVP Bill Benzon who, in a brilliant move, recruited her for the Ministry of Justice (see comment #29). 3Tops now works for the Ministry of Justice as Chief of Special Projects. 3Tops knows how to get things done, and Minister of Justice Oaktown Girl does not ask questions about how she goes about doing it.

3Tops is a beautiful and noble beast whose visage is the symbol of the Ministry of Justice, as you can see on the front page.

THE MINISTRY OF VISUAL PROPAGANDA (MVP)
MOJ Oaktown Girl created the Ministry of Visual Propaganda when Party Patriot Bill Benzon began exhibiting his considerable talents in the area of visual imagery. What better way to get the WAAGNFNP message out? Words are fine, but a picture is worth a thousand words. The abbreviation MVP refers to the Ministry of Visual Propaganda or to Bill Benzon, the Minister of Visual Propaganda, depending on the context.

Almost all the of WAAGNFNP images you see are the creative work of MVP Bill, including the lovely MOJ seal you see on the front page of this blog.

THE MINISTRY OF OFFENSE AND DEFENSE (MOOAD or MoOaD)
The Ministry of Offense and Defense is the martial wing of the WAAGNFNP, and spyder is its founder and Minister. christian h is MOOAD’s second in command, and holds the title of Tribunus Laticlavius. MOOAD protects and defends the WAAGNFNP through the power of the pen and eternal vigilance.

MOOAD has 13 highly trained hounds (specially created by Lord Astaroth from one of the original Hounds of Hell) to assist MOOAD in hunting down Enemies of the WAAGNFNP.

Don’t mess with MOOAD. (Original artwork by Adrian Hermann).

GOJIRA and GojiraVision:™ - the awe-inspiring and mind-blowing power through which Gojira (Godzilla) sees all and knows all.

Gojira transcends the limited designations of “male” and “female”, but we call Gojira “she” for expediency’s sake. All Gojira images are the work of MVP Bill Benzon.

ASTAROTH - PRINCE OF ACCUSERS AND INQUISITORS
The demon Lord Astaroth appeared before the WAAGNFNP during the lead-up to the Glorious Chris Clarke Show Trial (begin at #84 and then start dropping bread crumbs). This makes perfect sense because one of the primary attributes of this creature in demon mythology is accusing and “inquisiting” – hence the title Prince of Accusers and Inquisitors. Astaroth has both male and female manifestations in demon lore, but for WAAGNFNP purposes Astaroth is male due his primary role as Prince of Accusers and Inquisitors.

Another key attribute of Astaroth is that he “can make men wonderfully knowing in all Liberal Sciences”. This is very important to the WAAGNFNP, as we are a group of people who love the arts and sciences. Lord Astaroth used his considerable influence during the 2006 Weblog Awards (see comment #2) to secure victories for 2 of our Party Members: Best Science Blog and Best Educational Blog. Lord Astaroth is also the “Head of the 8^th Order of Hell who Commands Forty Legions“. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds really cool.

Lord Astaroth advises the Minister of Justice in all legal matters and helps oversee the integrity of WAAGNFNP show trials and witch hunts. Nobody messes with Astaroth, but if they do, he brings them back into line quickly by force “feeding” them his demonic collection of really, really bad TV shows, like “Who’s the Boss” and “Walker Texas Ranger”. The wayward one is then ready to confess in short order… usually at that point to almost anything.

Classic Astaroth is the same being as Astaroth 2006 (original artwork by Central Content Publisher nicely highlighting Astaroth’s dominion over Liberal Sciences). However, Astaroth usually appears in his “Classic” form, as Astaroth 2006 is just too hot to handle for some people.

“Classic” Astaroth:

Astaroth 2006: