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The WAAGNFNP was born in 2006, and born in disgust. Disgust with the corporate triopoly of Democratic-Green-Republican politics in the United States and its craven enablers in the American mass media. Disgust at the intellectual creamed corn served up by American universities and their military-industrial masters. Disgust at the pollution of our air and groundwater, at illegal war and corporate pillage, at the immiseration of the vast majority of the planet’s sentient life, at the evisceration of international law, and, most of all, at the insufficient disgust of people who condemn these things somewhat less vehemently than we do. For those people are all that stand between us and a truly radical transformation of something or other.

We founded the WAAGNFNP because we were fed up with left sectarians and splitters. Only the WAAGNFNP offers a definitive rebuttal to splitters, apostates, and accommodationists, because only the WAAGNFNP is always already fused and always already splitting.

The WAAGNFNP answers to no one.
The WAAGNFNP rejects the jejune autonomism of DIY nuclear-armageddon parties.
The WAAGNFNP despises Gaynorism and all other “survivalist” movements.
The WAAGNFNP repudiates all alpha liberals and beta conservatives, and welcomes all gamma rays.
The WAAGNFNP offers double coupon value on Thursdays.
The WAAGNFNP counsels against hope.
The WAAGNFNP does not want to meet your sister who works in marketing.
The WAAGNFNP demands forty hours’ pay for a thirty hour week.
The WAAGNFNP has met with 3Tops and has earned her blessing.
The WAAGNFNP understands that the dialectic has been superseded by the empire and the multitude.
The WAAGNFNP is what’s for dinner.

Michael Bérubé
Chairman-For-Life
WAAGNFNP