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By KIRBY ALTHOUSE, Associated Press Writer
This represents the third Cyber-wormhole to emerge in recent months – the first one appeared here in January, while its nearly identical (but somewhat flawed) twin followed soon after here. As with the prior two, researchers traced the source of the White Hole via the Internet tubes to a much more significant Internet Black Hole (it looks black if you close your eyes) that had developed several months previously in L’Internet Français (see comment #287 here.) It took a number of weeks for this new White Hole to fully develop, and researchers are still unsure as to the amount of energy from the original Black Hole that will be transferred to the new one. Although lacking the characteristic wormhole signatures, it appears that significant energy from the same Black Hole is being emitted at the faith-based group blog Pandagon, as well as from a singularity at Crooked Timber. To further understand these developments, The Hoover Institution has contracted with a noted-topologist-who-must-not-be-named (who is currently exploring the essentially toroidal nature of the human body from the inside.) to “Discover the Network through the Looking Glass”.
A shadowy group known as the WAAGNFNP (We Are All Giant Nuclear Fireball Now Party) took credit for all three wormholes, although two splinter groups, the People’s Front for the GNF and and The GNF People’s Front disputed the claim. A spokeswoman for the WAAGNFNP said that the new location would operate as an “irony-free zone”, and that no obscure in-jokes, or literary or pop cultural references would be allowed.
Their use in the past has been off-putting and often led to a failure to communicate, someone has to put their foot down and that foot is us.
Another WAAGNFNP official refused to elaborate saying only:
That was a terrific statement. She said exactly what I was thinking but phrased it much more elegantly and graciously than I ever could. I thank her so much for saying it!
While a third helpfully added:
We say everything twice!
More information on the development may be found here.
[** As the Hoover Institution at STANFORD UNIVERSITY is filled with ninnies and self-important blowhards, the careful reader will take anything they say with a
grainboulder of salt. After establishing that it did not represent a money-making opportunity, Dinesh D’Souza of the Hoover Institution at STANFORD UNIVERSITY, rejected the notion of being parodied in this article.
We are serious people. Ed Meese is a Fellow of the Institution. I will be damned if we will serve as some kind of a pointless unreliable narrator device for Amateur Hour on the Internet, and I won’t dignify it with a response.
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